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"Děkujeme, že jste zakoupili naše nejnovější vodoměry s bezdrátovým odečtem. Abyste je mohli používat, musíte si koupit Windows a Microsoft Office."

My wife today: "Will we play that open world game again?"

Me: "Which one?"

My wife: "What was the name... Ghost... Raccoon?"

Actually, I would very much like to play Tom Clancy's Ghost Raccoon...

Mom from da hood:

Witness describe frightening moments when gunshots rang out at a car show in San Pedro - YouTube youtube.com/watch?v=PXUxqn05co

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