"The hero we don't deserve!"
Andrew Frey, Man 'High On Meth, Fights Off 15 Police Officers While Masturbating' | HuffPost UK https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/30/andrew-frey-meth-masturbating_n_4518225.html
REPENT NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
Can't i just get my groceries without needing to repent? : WTF https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/eqsxr1/cant_i_just_get_my_groceries_without_needing_to/
Still a better love story than Twilight...
Oleg Sokolov: Russian professor found with severed arms in backpack appears in court - CNN https://edition.cnn.com/2019/11/11/europe/russian-professor-suspect-st-petersburg-court-intl/index.html
I feel really bad cumming on my turtle.
A Call of Duty youtuber is livestreaming his legs literally rotting away – LULZ https://lulz.com/a-call-of-duty-youtuber-is-livestreaming-his-legs-literally-rotting-away-4254/